FORKIN’ HECK!

COUNTERFEIT STONES INVITE YOU TO A BLAGGER’S BANQUET

Life on the road as the Counterfeit Stones is a cornucopia of cracking music; a moveable feast of fun and frolics; a great, big Blagger’s Banquet, if you will.

 Nick Dagger and co. enjoy the perks of the rock star lifestyle – those 10% discounts at Little Chef, being recognized by the local staff at the local Happy Shopper (those shoplifting charges were dismissed!) and on a goodnight, it’s not unusual for one of the band members to be bought a drink or two by an attractive, young Russian barmaid!

 Now, the Counterfeit Stones would like to invite you to put two sticky fingers up at the current credit crunch by joining them in their cut-price, glamorous world and coming to see the high quality, multi-media Rock n’ Roll shows that make up this year’s brand new Blagger’s Banquet tour.  You can enjoy astoundingly accurate renditions of the real Rolling Stones greatest hits, along with spoof film clips, gags, the outrageous outfits Mick and the boys have donned onstage over the years and last but not least, those trademark moves from singer Nick Dagger.

 The best thing about Blagger’s Banquet, of course, is that you can get the full experience of a Stones stadium gig (minus the global warming inducing pyrotechnics – health and safety!!) in more intimate venues at a fraction of the price.

Not only have Nick Dagger, Keef Rickard, Bill Hymen, the Unholy Trinity of

Bryon Jones/Mick Tailor-Made/Ronnie B Good and Charlie Mott been thrilling sold-out crowds around the globe for over 15 years, being praised in tabloids and broadsheets alike, but they have also been featured in the recent BBC Radio 2 documentary, “Earth, Wind For Hire” (presented by comedian Bill Bailey)  recorded the soundtrack for Stephen Woolley’s major motion picture on the life and death of Brian Jones, “Stoned”. and received the ultimate accolade when Sir Mick himself referred to the Counterfeit Stones as “the most famous Stones (tribute) band” in a BBC World Service interview last year.

 With all this depressing talk about the economy, what better way to cheer yourself up than coming to dance those blues away with a value-for-money night of top quality entertainment?  Satifisfaction is guaranteed…